The environment is serious business. We are using up our natural resources at a quickening and unsustainable pace. That is why energy efficient light bulbs such as LEDs, HIDs, and CFLs offer reduced energy use and the energy they consume is used much more efficiently than older incandescent bulbs. With that said, laughter does have its place in energy efficient light bulbs and that is why we bring to you the top ten light bulb jokes.

  1. How many physicists does it take to change an energy efficient light bulb? It depends on the speed of the changer plus the mass of the bulb. It might just be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. Its all relative.
  2. How many Senators does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb and the other 49 to launch a fact finding mission to Barbados to see how they change bulbs over there.
  3. How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? What sort of answer did you have in mind?
  4. How many Fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old bulb was and about the bulb they would have changed, but it just got away.
  5. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what you want it changed into!
  6. How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None! Even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.
  7. How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind. The answer is blowin in the wind.
  8. How many Microsoft execs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Bill Gates simply declares Darkness ™ to be the new standard.
  9. How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? None. They dont make Pampers small enough

Jokes courtesy of www.superiorlighting.com